Home Brew are a smooth, refreshing ale that will make you feel golden and moist inside just like you did before big kids pants.

Last year they tickled the balls of the mainstream when they were nominated for the 2010 New Zealand Music Awards Critics Choice Prize.

They lost miserably.

Once they played at the Big Day Out. Over 12 people watched.

Another time they supported RZA.

Their EP 'Last Week' got 5 stars from The Sunday Star Times. (That's a newspaper!!)

Haz lives with his Mum.

His interests include Rugby League, Diazapan, Mescaline, Methylenedioxymeth-amphetamine and fat girls.

Once Lui impregnated the ginger chick from Paramore. Last month he engineered a small aircraft, read the Koran twice, freed Tibet and starred in 3 Bollywood blockbusters.

Lui's favourite colour is Fuchsia.

Tom suffers from social retardation.

He was accidentally conceived by 2 smack heads who had nothing better to do than fuck while they were going through a dry patch. Tom likes to pretend to read books.

Home Brew is dishwasher safe and contains twice the amount of Vitamin C as oranges.

They have made a fortune selling tshirts made by starving asian slaves. You can help support child labour here.

They once made a music video thingy all by themselves. If you like shiny things click this.

Last week the group broke up after a bitter drug induced feud.
They hate each other.

To book Home Brew contact their manager 'DJ Substance' - here.

I like pies.